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I Have Zero Words...

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Ahhhh! You Made a Whole Human

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You are an Incredible Sufficient Friend

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ConGRADulations

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Love you the Most

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This Card Made Me Think of You

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This is the Worst

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You are Very Average

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You Just Make this World so Much Better

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